This is my web site. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My web site is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My web site, without me, is useless. Without my web site, I am useless. I must write my website true. I must code cleaner than facebook who is trying to kill me. I must post here before twitter traps me. I will...
My web site and I know that what counts in this war is not the posts we write, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My web site is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sites and its source code. I will keep my web site clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My web site and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!